East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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