I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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