the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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