sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The adults are the big ones right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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