yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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