Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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