I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
