So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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