If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I have tasted many bathrooms
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