Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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