I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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