I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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