Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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