her vagine was all disorganized.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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