youre lurking in front of me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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