That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
