If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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