My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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