Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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