Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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