I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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