Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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