And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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