Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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