Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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