I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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