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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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