why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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