what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
time to smoke my breakfast
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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