Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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