Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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