That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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