I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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