she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
