you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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