So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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