eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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