I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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