great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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