ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
don't judge my taste in strippers
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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