can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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