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(631): View more from New York

Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(813): View more from Florida

from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all

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(850): View more from Florida

Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy

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(620): View more from Kansas

Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay

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(806): View more from Texas

So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home

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