S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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