I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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