That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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