have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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