Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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