I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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