Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know