So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out