Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...