Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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