"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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