you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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