Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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