By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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