she was so not down for the gang bang
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Did I show you my penis last night?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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