Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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